Government Corruption could be used for good.
On the plus side, I see a solution to the problem of Climate Change.
I've learned that If you want new Government policy or new legislation to be implemented, you need to bribe a politician to vote in favour of your desired outcome.
It seems this can be done for as little as £100,000 per Tory MP. That's a fraction of the cost of a single wind turbine.
If the Environmentalists could start a GoFundMe Campaign to raise just £5M we could Bribe... Er Lobby 50 of our elected representatives to implement a strong, effective and mandatory environmental policy.
The British Government is the best Government money can buy.